“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”
“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”
“Age is merely mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain”
“A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”
“You can change your mind, don't let your mind change you”
“If you have an orderly mind, you'll be a winner no matter where you end up. If your mind is a jumble of junk, you'll be a loser. It's as simple as that.”