“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. ”

“Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind it doesn't matter.”

“A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”

“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”

“I don't enjoy good food. I don't enjoy flashy cars. I don't care if I live in a dump. I don't enjoy good clothes. This is the best I've dressed in months.”

“Love will never let you down, if you don't give it up”

“Don't live in the virtual world, get out there and buy yourself a laptop”