“Does kittykat know there's a pigeon on the clothes closet?”

“Hannah looked through her closet of clothes in the same way you keep looking inside an empty fridge. You know there's nothing there, but you look again anyway.”

“The soul was not cured, it was as full as a clothes closet of dresses that did not fit.”

“When someone steals another's clothes, we call them a thief. Should we not give the same name to one who could clothe the naked and does not? The bread in your cupboard belongs to the hungry; the coat unused in your closet belongs to the one who needs it; the shoes rotting in your closet belong to the one who has no shoes; the money which you hoard up belongs to the poor.”

“I hate when I look in my closet and find clothes instead of Narnia.”

“I’m a closet sociopath. You can tell by all the skeletons I have hanging up next to my clothes.
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