“Adventuresome stories to life for kids big and small who dare to dream.”

“A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. ”

“A person who will not take care of the little things will not take care of the big things, for big things are but an accumulation of little things.”

“I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.”

“O hell, I'm sick of life - If I had any guts I'd drown myself in that tiresome water but that wouldn't be getting it over at all, I can just see the big transformations and plans jellying down there to curse us up in some other wretched suffering form eternities of it - I guess that's what the kid feels - She looks so sad down there wandering Ophelialike in bare feet among thunders.”

“That's the story of my life rich or poor and mostly poor and truly poor.”

“Cheer up! You're a worse sinner than you ever dared imagine, and you're more loved than you ever dared hope.”