“Squeej? What kind of name was that for a pilot?”
“Max Rose: Vo? What kind of name is that? Spader: What kind of name is Rose? Isn't that some kind of flower?”
“What the heck kind of name was Sir?”
“What the hell kind of name is Kitty for a werewolf?”
“Don't be a show-off. Never be too proud to turn back. There are old pilots and bold pilots, but no old, bold pilots.”
“What kind of parents willingly name their kid Spud? They should be arrested for douchebaggery.”