“If you think you’re attractive, you’re always attractive.”

“I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.”

“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”

“my mother never saw the irony of calling me a "son of a bitch”

“Here comes Johnny!”

“Never rub another mans rhubarb”

“But perhaps the real reason we keep writing is the hope naïve perhaps that we’ll make a better job of it next time. Unless you’re a genius or a fool you realize that everything you write however “successful ” is always a sort of failure. And so you try again.”