“The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship”

“Married life can seem as if it's only five days long. The first day you meet, the second day you marry, the third day your raise your children, the fourth day you meet your grandchildren, and the fifth day you die first or bury your spouse to go home alone for the first time in many years.”

“Sometimes, you get things right the first time. Others, the second. But the third time, they say, is the charm.”

“Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding, the third”

“Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.”

“The safest way to live is first, inherit money, second be born without a taste for liquor, third, have a legitimate job that keeps you busy, fourth, marry a wife who will cooperate in your sexual peculiarities, fifth, join some big church, sixth, don't live too long.”