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Jackie Mason - “Did you ever hear of a kid playing...”

“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant, even if they wanted to be one?”

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“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”

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“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”

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“I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.”

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“It seemed odd no one had thought of it before but in general there is no accounting for the bovine stupidity of mankind.”

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“Let your past make you better, not bitter.”

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“To be happy you have to be happy for your self first.”

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