“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”

“I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.”

“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”

“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant, even if they wanted to be one?”

“I love you Mark. You gave me my life back.”

“Dex: You're my wife. I love you. Rosarita: Sometimes love isn't enough.”

“You get through bad things - I know, enough bad things have happened to me already. But I don't think getting through one bad time makes it any easier to deal with the next one. If anything, it's worse, because there is happiness to remember.”