“I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.”

“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.”

“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”

“Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant, even if they wanted to be one?”

“Let your past make you better, not bitter.”

“You get through bad things - I know, enough bad things have happened to me already. But I don't think getting through one bad time makes it any easier to deal with the next one. If anything, it's worse, because there is happiness to remember.”

“As there was no saddle, Lisa said to the horse, “May I pull myself up?”And damned if the horse didn’t nod.”