“As if Riley and Amelia were lions, and we were a menage a trois of lively, prancing deer.”
“Yeah, she was hot, all right, but I think she had the hots for you - kept saying how she saw you over at the Waterhouse last year and you were all, like, wow, amazing. It was like a menage a trois, only you weren't there, thank God.”
“We were like deer. They were like grizzly bear.”
“whether u're a deer or a lion, u have to run fast to survive”
“And then earlier than that there were the crusades. The crusades were totally fucked. Richard the Lionheart, who had the heart of a lion as well as his own. He ripped it out of the lion, and the lion was left with a bicycle pump and not much to do.”
“In this life, do not be comfy with riley mise–en–scène! Live the life of riley.”