“You're making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you.”

“My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird.”

“Cocky.""I won't deny it. Which is why this is weird for me," Romeo's voice lowered as he leaned into her. His warm breath fanned against her neck, making Jules shiver as he said, "You're so beautiful you make me feel humble. Being with you scares me, and I'm not real sure what to do about it.”

“You're making it sound like it's more dangerous to have a slightly weird family, than a totally weird family.”

“You're getting your weird all over me.”

“Must be weird for you, having your mom here.""Weird for me, weird for her, probably weird for you since you had to give up your swinging bachelor pad.""Mrs. Casnoff let me install my heart-shaped Jacuzzi in my new dorm room.""Cal," I said with mock astonishment, "did you just make a joke?""Maybe.”