“I was asked once, 'you're a smart man,why aren't you rich?' I replied, 'you're a rich man, why aren't you smart?”
“I was asked once,'your a smart man,why arnt you rich?I replied 'your a rich man,why arnt you smart?”
“you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse.”
“If you're smart or rich or luckyMaybe you'll beat the laws of manBut the inner laws of spiritAnd the outer laws of natureNo man can”
“Why are man hole covers around?" If you don't knwo the answer to the questions, you're not smart enough to work at microsoft”
“Cynicism makes you feel smart, I know it, even when you aren't smart.”