“I say haven’t we had enough of just tossing our children in jail? Make them do community service, I say!”

“And I kind of like the Teen Rebels; they seem to be better than the Bullying Trio. Still, watch your backs, rebels!”

“Warthogpox High School was the worst school in the city of Wyvernwing, and Harry Hames Moffer was its most infamous student.”

“In other news, Aang dominates on “Are You Smarter Than the Fire Nation”. Bella Swan becomes engaged to her boyfriend of one year, Edward Cullen, and unceremoniously sends Jacob Black to the “friend zone”. Pop star Candy Cane trades her controversial career for being a housewife (which was a move that is very unpopular with many of her young fans), and Jacquel Rassenworth is still the Internet’s biggest fame-nut (cue APPLAUSE).”

“I had finally learned that it was better to be alone than to be in a relationship that degraded my soul.”

“Nothing mattered at that moment except for our combined passion and our union, and no one else in the world existed.”

“The difference between doing something and doing nothing is everything.”