“Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.”

“Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting,”

“There was this book Dad used to read to me every night called "The Giving Tree." It was a really good book, but the back of it had a picture of the author, this guy named Shel Silverstein.But Shel Silverstein looks more like a burglar or a pirate than a guy who should be writing books for kids.Dad must have known that picture kind of freaked me out, because one night after I got out of bed, Dad said: "IF YOU GET OUT OF BED AGAIN TONIGHT, YOU'LL PROBABLY RUN INTO SHEL SILVERSTEIN IN THE HALLWAY."That really did the trick, Ever since then, I STILL don't get out of bed at night, even if I really need to use the bathroom.”

“ahhh louie still whining after all these years”

“Homegirl needs a sandwich.”

“Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat”