“To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others I am known as Buddy. These are people who dwell in bars and wonder if I’ve got a problem or what it is that I am “looking at.” And to still others, who are in that same bar, standing just off to the side, I am “Get Him!”
“The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.”
“I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.”
“I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.”
“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.”