“I think where I am not, therefore I am where I do not think. I am not whenever I am the plaything of my thought; I think of what I am where I do not think to think.”

“I am there where it is spoken that the universe is a defect in the purity of non-being.”

“I am mad, I think. I am mad therefore I think. I am mad therefore I think I am.”

“I am. I am, I exist, I think, therefore I am; I am because I think, why do I think? I don't want to think any more, I am because I think that I don't want to be, I think that I . . . because . . . ugh!”

“I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.”

“I do not think, therefore I am a moustache”

“I am not who you think I am; I am not who I think I am; I am who I think you think I am ”