“You develop a kind of admiration for criminal genius and ruthless efficiency, and you forget that the criminal empire is built on human pain and suffering.”

“Sometimes in the mountains the animals make paths by using the same route again and again. If you don't know what you're doing, you might think it's a path made by humans--it looks that way. If you follow that path, the path of beasts, you won't get anywhere at all. People lost in the wilderness, they follow these paths and only get more and more lost. Sometimes they lose their way and they die. It's not a path for humans, it's a dangerous diversion. Are you sure that's the road you want to take? It won't get you where you want to go.”

“I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid.”

“Don't say you'll love me 'cause you know you're gonna love me and leave...”

“You know how they say the path to hell is paved with good intentions? Well, maybe the path to heaven is paved with bad ones.”

“There once was a man who was sore'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.Celibacy is just not for meLet me in, you cock-teasing whore.”

“sometimes life isn’t worth the pain. i’m going for a swim. goodbye, my love.”