“A basic principle upon which I’ve learned to live my life is that I should never be surprised at people’s ability to disappoint me.”

“most suicidal teens are different; they’re tempted to kill themselves. with me, i know i need to die; i should be killed for the things i’ve done. but i keep feeling this nudge, this TEMPTATION TO LIVE. and everyday i pray to god that i never lose that temptation.”

“Don't say you'll love me 'cause you know you're gonna love me and leave...”

“Then Tom wiggled his pecs at me and dove into the lake.”

“There once was a man who was sore'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.Celibacy is just not for meLet me in, you cock-teasing whore.”

“I wrote you this poem because i was afraid/ To come out and tell you i want to get laid.”

“I'm an aspiring writer.' I hate that phrase. You're either a writer or you're not.”