“There once was a man who was sore'Cuz his wife wouldn't open the door.Celibacy is just not for meLet me in, you cock-teasing whore.”
“You like it dirty; I do too. Be filthy; beg me for it. Be a complete cock whore.""You like being forced to just lay there and wait for me. I like it too. You look so good all open and ready for my cock. Just being still and obedient like a good little cock whore.”
“If I just open this window a bit, that man might put his fingerup your bum. Wouldn't that be nice for you?”
“Kid, show me a man who doesn't go down on his wife and I'll show you a man whose wife I can sleep with, tonight.”
“Go back to your wife....you man whore!" Shouted the old woman, raising her walker for another strike.”
“Be she alewife,fishmonger, washerwoman, or whore; the woman who fucks my whole cock shall I take to church'sdoor.”