“The only thing I know about books, is that they should be like a woman's dress: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to be interesting. I read people.”
“A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.”
“A sermon should be like a woman’s dress. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep your attention.”
“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. ”
“A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman and loose enough to prove you're a lady.”
“I plan to learn enough to read you like a book.”