“I'm not into caps with lots of diamonds on them, like KP.”

“Do I look like the flower type of guy?”

“Rob Green needed to get the long barrier out, didn't he?”

“Lots of women are gifting themselves with diamonds for their right hand.”

“I'd love nothing more than a happy ending, but I'm fairly sure people like me don't get them.”

“Speeches are like steer horns- A point here, a point there and a lot of bull in between.”

“With a hologram, like when your teacher is one of them, if you aren’t looking right at them, they sometimes seem to be hollow. You see them and suddenly they don’t have a face that pokes out. Their faces poke in, their nose and so on, and there is nothing inside them. If you don’t look right at them, they can look just like an empty shell.”