“Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's sins.”
“The man who has a conscience suffers whilst acknowledging his sin. That is his punishment.”
“We're not punished for our sins, lad. We're punished by them.”
“Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism.”
“I don't need to punish people for sin. Sin is its own punishment, devouring you from the inside. It's not my purpose to punish it; it's my joy to cure it.”
“There was purification in punishment. Not 'Forgive us our sins,' but 'Smite us for our iniquities' should be the prayer of a man to a most just God.”