“You dirty rat...”

“I hate the word superstar". I have never been able to think in those terms. They are overstatements. You don`t hear them speak of Shakespeare as a superpoet. You don`t hear them call Michelangelo a superpainter. They only apply the word to this mundane market”

“Where once was a vertebrae is now a tangle, from constant kissing at an awkward angle.”

“My childhood was surrounded by trouble, illness, and my dad's alcoholism, but as I said, we just didn't have the time to be impressed by all those misfortunes. I have an idea that the Irish possess a built-in don't-give-a-damn that helps them through all the stress.”

“I`m sick of carrying guns and beating up women.”

“do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?”

“When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.”