“This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks.”

“That said, I, Beck Phillips, take full responsibility for being stuck in m y school's pitch-black venting system with my friend Jason, behind me and a garbage bag full of angry bees in front of me. ”

“Cock-sucking son of a goddamn dick-faced bitch!”

“Of course, Zach Nortan could show up at school in a garbage bag and still look great.”

“Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they look for a place to dump it. And if you let them, they’ll dump it on you. So when someone wants to dump on you, don’t take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Believe me. You’ll be happier.”

“Maybe YOU should suck my fuckin' dick. Then we'll see who's GAY.”