“Ah, my Knight in Shining Armor. What, you don't think I can fend for myself?”
“So are you going to be my knight in shining armor or what?'Kent does a little bow. 'You know I can't resist a damsel in distress.”
“What can I say,” he rolls his eyes at me, “you made me play your knight in shining armor for so long, I just can't seem to get it out of my system.”
“Am I going to have to carry you? If so, it would complete my badass knight-in-shining-armor act with you today.”
“Oh Mom, it turns out my knight in shining armor was just some liar in tinfoil.”
“So this chocolate princess. Her knight in shining armor is the Easter Bunny.”