“Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.”
“I think I'm very complex. That's why I'm still writing after all of these years :)”
“I just want her to know that she's still beautiful, after all these years, and that I'm here - always,”
“I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.”
“Don’t bother calling the cops, because nobody can find me here. I know, because after all these years, I’m still trying to find myself.”
“All men think they're great kissers. Just like you think you're the only decent driver on the road.""Maybe, but I am. Amazing kisser. Dangerously amazing. Your panties would, like, disintegrate, I'm such an awesome kisser.”