“What would I do without you? I'd die of stress and depression before nature killed me.”
“I don't think there is a right or wrong anymore. Only horrible and not-quite-so-horrible.”
“Sometimes they do things to make me do the opposite of what they think, I think, they think, I am going to do.”
“Ah, my Knight in Shining Armor. What, you don't think I can fend for myself?”
“Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.”
“...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.”