“I urge the husbands and fathers of this church to be the kind of a man your wife would not want to be without.”

“What kind of wife would I be if I left your father simply because he was dead?”

“If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee.""Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!”

“Oh? And what was I to say? I beg your pardon, Lord Wriothesly, but your wife seems to have acquired a distinct liking for my husband's cock. Would you mind kindly retrieving her to your own bed?”

“When you kill a man, You steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, Rob his children of a father.”

“Spread love everywhere you go: first of all in your own home. Give love to your children, to your wife or husband, to a next door neighbor . . . Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. Be the living expression of God's kindness; kindness in your face, kindness in your eyes, kindness in your smile, kindness in your warm greeting.”