“Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!'"Convicted murderer James French to members of the press who were witnesses at his execution by the State of Oklahoma in the electric chair in 1966.”
“There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face.”
“I have ten bucks in my pocket - what to spend it on? French fries - ten dollars' worth of french fries, ultimate fantasy.”
“I like French fries," I say. I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.”
“What exactly is a french before it's fried?”
“Not interested in love or money. Interested in french fries.”