“If you think you are awesome, you are wrong because I am!”

“I love being AWESOME!”

“If you want a great vacation, go to an all-inclusive resort"If you want a great travel adventure, go anywhere else”

“To study foreign affairs without putting ourselves into others' shoes is to deal in illusion and to prepare students for a lifelong misunderstanding of our place in the world.”

“Mon corps est amour. Nous sortons de l'histoire par notre propre ventre en criant. Nous sommes nos propres enfants.”

“Just because we haven’t met Mr. Right doesn’t mean we’re doing anything wrong. And by the way, you’re brilliant and awesome, too. If I were alesbian, I’d totally settle down with you and make lots of in vitro babies.”

“If I am not what you say I am, then you are not who you think you are.”