“Don't drink your bathwater and don't pee on your feet.”

“I don't know whether to worship at your feet or spank the living shit out of you.”

“Don't be a victim of the urgent. In the long run, much of what seems so pressing right now won't even matter. What you do with your children will matter forever.”

“If Mrs. Baker Hates your guts, why don't get some.”

“Don't pull on superman's cape unless you have kriptonite in your front pocket.”

“It's always the same story: It's not 'violence' until somebody hits you back. Till then, you don't notice your guys hitting the other tribe. That's just normal background noise. It takes blood, buckets of it, to get a person's attention. And not just anybody's blood--it's gotta be your own, or that of a close relative. Otherwise it's just spots on the sidewalk.”

“I half expected you to whip out your dick and pee on me as you snarled at him and marked your territory.”