“John: "Poor John. Who says poor John? Don't everybody sob at once! My God, if I went up in flames there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out!"Richard: "Let's strike a flint and see.”

“I even made poor Louis take me on Crusade. How's that for blasphemy? I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled.”

“It never ceases to amaze me that Hollywood made “Pretty Woman,” a love story between a hooker and her john.”

“Give me a little peace.A little? Why so modest? How about eternal peace? Now, there's a thought.”

“Iggy: Now what? Who you gonna call?A quiet voice in the hallway outside: Ghostbusters!(Captain Perry and John groan)John: That phrase is ruined forever.”

“I've snapped and plotted all my life. There's no other way to be a king, alive and fifty all at the same time. ”

“I want Poetry and Power and the young men who create it.”