“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”
“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”
“Agatha was a connoisseur of headaches, and was relieved at the transitory nature of this one.”
“The French are connoisseurs of sadness, they know all kinds. This is why they have bidets.”
“Animals are very spiritual creatures and have evolved to a higher plane than humans. Cola was honored with the position of Comforter. Usually that work goes to cats or ferrets...”
“I am a connoisseur of fine irony. 'Tis a bit like fine wine, but it has a better bite.”