“A day can start out ordinary and end up being in the top ten. —Joe Bunch”

“I never thought I could write this much and now that it's coming to an end, I feel sad that I have to stop, sort of the way you feel at the end of a really good book and you know you're going to miss the main character. But in this case, the main character is me! Myself. Joe (formerly JoDan) Bunch. —Joe Bunch”

“Not much in the world ends up being the same as it started out, unless of course it had a very short life cycle.”

“Starting with a party scene for 600 cast and end up singing on top of a giant elephant...does it get any better than this?”

“Flom had the same experience...He didn't triumph over adversity. Instead, what started out as adversity ended up being an opportunity.”

“People can start out one way, and by the time life gets through with them they end up completely different.”