“Oh Ireland my first and only loveWhere Christ and Caesar are hand in glove!”

“I am the owner of the sphere,Of the seven stars and the solar year,of Caesar's hand, and Plato's brain,Of Lord Christ's heart, and Shakespeare's strain.”

“Black moleskin gloves covered his hands; the right because it was burned, the left because a man felt half a fool wearing only one glove.”

“Charity is the secret weapon Jesus Christ places in our hands, the only thing that can assure us of victory.The first on to use it will win.”

“I am starting a collection of only right-hand gloves. It’s ever so bourgeois to have two.”

“The only thing keeping me alive is that he keeps a hefty supple of liquor on hand. But at this rate I'm going, that'll be gone by the weekend. Jesus Christ, I'm climbing walls here." His eyes fell on the cross at my neck. "Oh. Sorry. No offense to Jesus.”