“What is better than to sit at the end of the day and drink wine with friends, or substitutes for friends?”

“There's no friends like the old friends.”

“Ah, there's no friends like the old friends.”

“If anyone thinks that I amn't divineHe'll get no free drinks when I'm making the wineBut have to drink water and wish it were plainThat I make when the wine becomes water again.”

“Well, Tommy, he said, I wish you and yours every joy in life, old chap, and tons of money, and may you never die till I shoot you. And that's the wish of a sincere friend, an old friend. You know that?”

“White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak.”

“The mouth can be better engaged than with a cylinder of rank weed.”