“As an Odd-Fish, it is not my job to be right,' said Sir Oort. 'It is my job to be wrong in new and exciting ways.”

“My digestion is not mocked!" boomed the Russian. "Nor will I stand idly while Miss Larouche is insulted! You are banished, hedgehog! My digestion has spoken-BEGONE!”

“Nonsense, my good man! What we lose in vigor, we only gain in wisdom.”

“There are very few jobs that actually require a penis or vagina. All other jobs should be open to everybody.”

“Every dollar released from taxation, that is spent or invested, will create a new job and a new salary.”

“The right wrist, because I'm right-handed - so that must be the one that's done most wrong. Although, now that I think, my sins have mostly been ambidextrous.”

“Korsakov got himself shot again, eh? Not surprised. the man's hobby is getting shot. He has a positive talent for it.”