“HEY, KIDS! TAKE YOUR DICKS OUT OF THE PLAYSTATION THREE FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE AND READ SOME FUCKING COMICS.”

“Maybe YOU should suck my fuckin' dick. Then we'll see who's GAY.”

“Am I high now? Is this what being high feels like?''like a blow to the skull”

“Avert they gaze, heathen scum. The likes of us do not deserve to gaze upon such beauty! Tis better to grind our eyes into the dirt!”

“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting his ex-girlfriend.”

“I half expected you to whip out your dick and pee on me as you snarled at him and marked your territory.”

“What sense of superiority it gives one to escape reading some book which every one else is reading.”