“Maybe YOU should suck my fuckin' dick. Then we'll see who's GAY.”

“HEY, KIDS! TAKE YOUR DICKS OUT OF THE PLAYSTATION THREE FOR ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE AND READ SOME FUCKING COMICS.”

“Am I high now? Is this what being high feels like?''like a blow to the skull”

“Avert they gaze, heathen scum. The likes of us do not deserve to gaze upon such beauty! Tis better to grind our eyes into the dirt!”

“This site sucks garbage bags full of dicks.”

“My name is Daniel, and this is the first volume of my life story, which, hopefully, will be a very long and distinguished one. Who should you read it? Very good question. Maybe because this is your planet, and you have a right to know what's actually happening on it.”

“It was the building from the drawing in my brain.And if you don’t think that’s a weird sentence, maybe you should reread it.”