“My own philosophy is life is not what you make it, but what you make of itl”

“We all make mistakes. Unfortunately, that seems to be one thing that doesn't change, even as you get older. I guess that’s what life is, in the end. The chance to make mistakes.”

“Wisdom is not acquired by reading. Wisdom is what results when you incorporate this knowledge into your personal experience.”

“I’m sure you think you’re a very nice guy, but from where I’m sitting at the moment all I see is an asshole. Yes, you’re a very good-looking asshole, with a great body and handsome face and nice tan and all that, but do you know what the best thing about assholes is? When they keep quiet and go away.”

“...you make your own way in life. Sometimes that's hard for people to love, when they can't make you do what they want you to.”

“Eleanor was sane enough to realise that when your sexual fantasy mutates into the same person you want to stab in the heart, you have a problem.”

“Treat everyone the same...until you find out they're an idiot.”