“...big as a horse turd floating in a milk shake."Wyatt Dixson”
“The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk.”
“This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day.”
“When a writer is swayed with his fame and his fortune, you can float him down the river with the turds. ”
“You Are The Milk To My Shake, forever and ever. Love, J”
“You're a big man," she murmured."Compliments will get you everywhere. And I mean that literally."~Wyatt”