“I'm fat because I'm greedy, and if my mind is fat it's because I'm curious.”
“I'm not fat, I'm gravity generous.”
“You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.”
“I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.”
“I'm not out to disturb anybody's faith. I happen to be happy and comfortable with a belief system that has a dual deity and operates on a lunar schedule. It suits my needs. If you happen to be happy and comfortable with a belief system that features a single masculine deity and operates on a solar schedule, fine. I don't give a fat damn. What matters is what you do, not who's name you do it in.”