“The next time somebody announces that he plans to get Medieval on your ass, tell him you're going to get Renaissance on his gonads.”
“life is a time when you get pleasure until somebody get your ass. and one of the ways to prolong pleasure is to not chop up time with syllables.”
“Time will make it worse! You're...the other half of his soul. He's never going to get over you. And no matter how much you hope that you will... you'll never get over him. You're going to wake up one day and realize what you've done, and you're going to regret the time you wasted apart from him for the rest of your life.”
“Next time you take directions from your heart, plan on getting lost.”
“I could tell we were going to get along from the way he wiped his ass—on my tie.”
“And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.”