“All teachers who were telling everyone where to go were wearing outfits made of aluminum foil , like robot aliens . ”

“For someone who is supposed to be a knight in shining armor, you're acting like an ass in aluminum foil.”

“my knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.”

“Teachers knew every one of the students, their secrets, their grades, their home situations. And all the students knew the teachers. It was like teachers were people who finally were the most popular at school.”

“They were giving their childhood to this woman! They were starting at seven, and by the time they were sixteen they were still reading bloody Harry Potter—sixteen-year-olds, wearing wizard outfits, who should have been shagging behind the bike shed and smoking marijuana and reading Camus.”

“If flip flops were oppressive, I wouldn't wear any. I'd go around showing of my bare feet of freedom. And I'd tell everyone that freedom causes blisters.”