“Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“Behind every successful woman are several confused men who give her something to make fun of.”
“Behind every smile there's teeth.”
“Me big strong man. Me take woman from behind.”
“Women rule each other. They say that behind every great man there's a great woman, and that may well be right, but behind that woman is a not-so-great one, bawling her eyes out. She's not crying because she didn't meet the man's standards; she's crying because the other woman made them too high”