“Blood City III: The Massacre. I'd read the summary of it online, and frankly, it sounded like the directors had just decided to film my life.”
“In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.”
“Most directors make films with their eyes; I make films with my testicles.”
“If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.”
“I never rewatch the great films of my favorite directors because I'm afraid they won't hold up.”
“[Anne, commenting on city life] "I think I would probably come to the conclusion that I'd like it for a while... but in the end, I'd still prefer the sound of the wind in the firs across the brook more than the tinkling of crystal.”