“Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!”
“Augustus: "I can still dominate your blind ass at Counterinsurgence,"Isaac: "I'm pretty sure all asses are blind,”
“Of course I can see you. I'm not blind, you know.Oh, but you are. You just don't know it.”
“Oh, my god!" I said, throwing my hands over my eyes and hurtling my body against the counter."What?""You're naked.""I'm not naked.""I'm blind.""You're not blind. I'm wearing pants.""Oh." That was embarrassing.”
“That's legally blind, I'm not legally blind" "Yes, she's illegally blind”
“Lister patted the towel rail against his left palm. 'I'm going out like I came in - screaming and kicking.''You can't whack Death on the head.''If he comes near me, I'll rip his tits off.”