“I will be the biggest, richest, most popular writer in history. You just watch, dead reader. I'll be the biggest whore ever!”
“Isn't a gay Mormon like an oxymoron?''Do I look like an oxymoron to you?''An oxymormon.”
“Insert the biggest, most awkward silence in the history of big awkward silences.”
“An honest politician is an oxymoron.”
“Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn’t dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it.”