“Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.”
“I will be the biggest, richest, most popular writer in history. You just watch, dead reader. I'll be the biggest whore ever!”
“Isn't a gay Mormon like an oxymoron?''Do I look like an oxymoron to you?''An oxymormon.”
“Insert the biggest, most awkward silence in the history of big awkward silences.”
“An honest politician is an oxymoron.”
“Fang felt a cold jolt, then dismissed it. Max wasn’t dead. He would know, somehow. He would have felt it. The world still felt the same to him; therefore, Max was still in it.”