“Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!”

“Dad was at his desk when I opened the door, doing what all British people do when they're freaked out: drinking tea.”

“Do you trust me, Sam?""Yeah, of course I do. What's that got to do with the letter opener in your hand you're brandishing like a weapon?”

“Is that what this is about? You think I'm sleeping with Taryn?""Of course I do! I'm sure it's no secret !""Why do you say that?""Well, first of all she's gorgeous and--""You're gorgeous.""And she flirts very openly with you.""I wish you'd flirt very openly with me.”

“The closet door is open for me, where I left it, since I left it open, it has graciously stayed open.”

“I do love secondhand books that open to the page some previous owner read oftenest. The day Hazlitt came he opened to "I hate to read new books," and I hollered "Comrade!" to whoever owned it before me.”